Bewbs
Canuck Edition
Salutations, Henchmen!
I guess it’s the Fourth of July, eh? Yes, your Overlord acknowledges that most of you are engaged in obnoxious acts of American patriotism for the Fourth of July. It’s actually pretty impossible to ignore, even way up North. But I will not sit idly by! No, I will counteract all this Americanness (ugh) by proudly showcasing some of Canada’s greatest assets: sexy canucks! Mwahaha! Starting with yours truly, of course! ;) Please enjoy this unapologetically Canadian edition of Bewbs! Eat your hearts out, Yanks!
I’m sure that was more than enough views of the Great White North to make you want to cross the border but I’m not done! Here’s some more great canucks to crush on:
Trish Stratus (@trishstratuscom) - Canadas’s hottest pro-wrestler.
Nina Dobrev (@nina) - Canada’s hottest vampire.
Magan Kateri Basque (@magankb_) - Canada’s hottest Miss Canada United World winner.
Fefe Dobson (@fefedobson) - Canada’s hottest forgotten songwriter.
Winnie Harlow (@winnieharlow) - Canada’s hottest supermodel.
Whew! And that doesn’t even cover some of my all-time favourite Canadian women crushes that I’ve previously written about, like Tricia Helfer, Renee Young, Elisha Cuthbert, Maddie Lymburner, and Leah Fay. Needless to say, Canada has no shortage of sexy ladies. With this abundance of Canadian red and white, you certainly don’t need any blue ;) In fact, it would be a good idea to subscribe to my fansly and never get blue again, eh. Hehe.
I understand that tunes will be pumping by pools and BBQs across Canada’s Official Bottom so let’s also take a moment to recognize some delightful bonus tracks you can blast loud and proud (teehee) that really capture the American Spirit, straight outta Your Overlord’s Spotify/pick-up truck commercials and into your hearts:
American Woman - The Guess Who
Arcade Fire - Creature Comfort
Land of the Free - The Killers
Pink Houses - John Cougar Mellencamp
Stars and Stripes of Corruption - Dead Kennedys
This Is America - Childish Gambino
Killing in the Name - Rage Against the Machine
Yeeeeeep. Hopefully you’re satiated with Patriotism (just kidding- I realize some people (namely your own Presidents!?!!!) need to be explicitly told when America is being dragged to a tune!) and such by now soooo… until next time, Henchmen! Stay evil.
P.S. Fireworks are an egregious waste of money and should be #cancelled! BOOHOO!
Regarding your Bewbs, Canuck Edition, dated 04 Jul 2023:
I am proudly English and British, my loyalty is to England, Great Britain, the United Kingdom, our King, Charles III ― along with the 15 Commonwealth realms of which includes of course, Canada.
As for the U.S., I live, work and do business here. However, I wouldn’t mind the cooler weather if I were to move to the oh-so-much better Canada. I know I would enjoy living there!
Better government with a highly-efficient parliamentary system, a mix of capitalism and socialism (the Scandinavian model ― and the secret to their success) à la the Nordic & Scandinavian countries of Europe, liberal values, an overall better quality of life, and culturally, a more progressive, secularised, enlightened society ― plus, the women are way more fun ― and horny!
Some have even said that Canada is the Europe of North America. 🍁🥞🏒
These days I prefer to make fireworks in my pants. Hehe...enjoyed the read.