Some Mid-Week HYPE!

Happy Humpday, Henchmen!

Lets’ just get right to it- I have a crush. No, not an orange crush, or a grape crush or even a lime crush*. You guessed it, IT’S A WOMAN CRUSH. Hope you guys are ready for my newest series, “Your Overlord’s Woman Crush Wednesday”! Seriously though, I hope you are ready. Because I don’t mess around when it comes to sexy ladies but I am pretty sure you all know that by now… mwhaha.

Now then, allow me to present MY VERY FIRST #WCW. Unlike most losers, I don’t save the best for last. I am going straight for the best first. Like, shock me with the goodness right away**. With that said- DRUM ROLL, PLEASE…(someone get me hooked up with Drummer Granny for this, pretty please eh?)

Gorgeous, intelligent, and all around EPIC.. it’s AMOURANTH!

If you haven’t checked her out yet (I certainly have, hehe) then WHERE THE HELL HAVE YOU BEEN?! LIVING INTERNET-LESS AND UNDER A ROCK?! (not The Rock a.k.a. the ultimate entertainer, duh.) For those of you that aren’t some kind of weirdo Patrick Star-like person, you know exactly what I mean. She is THE e-girl. The one you actually wish you knew. And your Overlord has looked up to her and admired her since day one-ish. Talk about #awkwarderotica. She is the Master.

Honestly though, take one look at her Twitch channel, Twitter, Instagram or Patreon (or all of them- I highly recommend all of them. Mwahaha.) and you’ll see just how much hard work she puts in to entertain the internet on the daily. I respect the hell out of her work ethic, among her other *ahem* assets. She’s hilarious, creative, sharp, relatable…am I fan-girling too hard? Oh well. She’s my all-time favourite Twitch streamer and definitely deserves everything she’s worked for, as well as the number one spot on my #WCW list.***

JUST GO TO HER TWITTER AND LOOK AT THOSE COSPLAYS! *Swoons*

*They actually do make a Lime Crush in the summer and it’s SUGARTASTIC! Fuck, now I want one and I’m at least six months away from tasting my sweet, sweet love…Does anyone know how your Overlord can acquire a case (or two…or six) to brighten up this dreary winter? ANY CRUSH DADDIES OUT THERE?! I mean, look at this fluorescent thirst-quencher! AMAZON maybe, I don’t know? But send the amazon.ca gift-cards to vesperofevil@gmail.com anyway and I will buy some provocative outfits for some photoshoots if they don’t have the sugar water I crave. No big deal!

**Does this philosophy come from a dumb Rom-Com featuring Robert Pattison (LOLZ) I saw when I was fourteen? Maybe. WHATEVER. You already know from the New Year’s Newsletter how much of a dork your Overlord was in high school. GET OVER IT. Anyway, for those of you who have no clue what I’m talking about (and I definitely don’t blame you) here is the cheesy scene in all of its angsty glory.

***Number Two is also a fucking goddess but all of you will have to wait another week for her big reveal. And I have seen her naked.. soooooo. Get excited! And then practice your martial arts as you will probably need them.

Other Lewd News

Instagram Shit

EMBARRASSING MOMENT ALERT: Your Overlord goofed (ha- just kidding… that never happens) in the last newsletter. Hard. For those of you trying to click the link to my NEW Instagram, you probably noticed that it went basically nowhere. That’s because my proofreading skills apparently stop working when I try to utilize them at 2 A.M. (yeah…I like to write to you when I can’t sleep. So what?) Thus, this egregious error slipped right on in (like Thanos in to my wet pussy but way less fun): INSTRAGRAM. I misspelled Instagram in my link. Like a dumbass. Add a Red Foreman gif in the comments, please. It’s what I deserve. Also, please use the comments more. Everyone knows that’s the best part of the internet!

Luckily for some of you, this gives you yet ANOTHER opportunity to check out my new Insta and SMASH that follow button*! Here it is, in it’s correct form:

https://www.instagram.com/vesperofevil/

We are almost halfway to the followers goal set in the last newsletter, FUCK YEAH, TEAM! Move over Kardashians, Vesper and her soon-to-be 10 followers are COMING FOR YOUR PLACE. MWAHAHAHA. #makeinstaevil?

*hint, HINT! DO IT!

OnlyFans Shit

An evil challenge has been issued.

Only THREE!! days remain to add to the EVIL SPANKENING. Get in on the bruising action (and other totally lewd action) here: onlyfans.com/vesperofevil . It is probably worth your pizza money. mwhaha! Find the little coin button under the spanking post and send $6 dollars.

Second to that, I froze my ass off (literally?) trying to get cool photos in the middle of Canadian winter for the content. It was -12 CELSIUS outside and you can (literally?) see the goosebumps on my skin in the photoset I posted on OnlyFans yesterday. And probably some other stuff too. Maybe.

A Quick Word About Men and Women in Tights

It’s big…it’s badass…it’s chaos. It’s…the Royal Rumble! BAY-BAAAAAY! One of your Overlord’s favourite mainstay Pay-Per-Views is happening next Sunday! GET PREPARED. I am. There will be more wrestling content to follow this week so be sure to close your eyes if you are just here for the nudes. If you are here for the wrestling content, please show your cool-as-fuck friends who also like wrestling so there is more wrestling content. If you don’t like wrestling then I don’t care and you can still scroll through the wrestling content to see if there is any lewd content (there probably will be) and then pretend you love wrestling so you can properly appease your Overlord. mwhaha!

If you haven’t already for the glorious lewds and nudes then be sure to follow my new Twitter (@vesperofevil) so you can see my Rumble picks and hot takes. And definitely tweet @me your picks as well! CAN’T WAIT!

Here’s a quick pic of me in tights, too. For good measure.

Oops, was that just a lingerie pic? Hmmm. Let’s try another?

My bad ;) MWAHAHAHA.

Well, that’s all for today- just a quickie newsletter to remind everyone I exist. I have orgasms to achieve before lunch. For some reason, I have been waking up super fucking horny. Might be the weather? Maybe I just miss streaming. Either way, I will post something on the OnlyFans later to entice the rest of you to join me in some morning fun.

So today, I bid you adieu with the song that has been stuck in my head since Monday for some strange reason. Don’t let the screengrab fool you btw, it’s actually a good song. Enjoy!

Important Notes From the Above Newsletter for Silly Henchmen Who Do Not Want to Read the Above Newsletter:

-       Your Overlord is still the best.

-       Amouranth is also the best.

-       Shameless pimping of my new accounts.

-       Royal Rumble hype.