The End of Days (for 2021)

dun, dun, dunnnnnnn…

Salutations, Henchmen!

Well, 2021 is finally squeaking out its final dying breath.

“THANK FUCKING GOD, EH?” she says, again, pretending like the arbitrary date we have chosen to signify the beginning of a new year possesses some kind of magical power to bring about sudden change of circumstance and deliver us from our current misfortunes in favour of a brighter future… again. 2021 has officially marked Year Two of Unprecedented Times and more or less that has simply translated to “more of the same”. But hey, there were still plenty of good (or should I say evil?) times to be had! Construction on Vesper’s Vault (a.k.a. my sound-proofed streaming studio) was completed and thus better content was created (and now, we can all look forward to renovations because the Vault needs a refreshing new look, eh!)!!! But more importantly, your Overlord was able to return to casual (as defined by some website that tracks hours streamed) streaming! Naturally, we got straight to the [censored] and [censored]. We also indulged in too many [censored] and even did some [censored]. But my all-time favourite stream was when we stayed up all night and I did my first [censored] with the [censored] in my [censored] and my [censored]. Whew! Some of you really know how to show an Overlord a wild time, eh!

Simply put, THANK-YOU to everyone who has joined me in spreading evil throughout the realms of the internet this year! Plans to carry on this evil momentum and push the envelope even further in 2022 are already well underway. Which brings us to the most highly anticipated end of the year segment on the internet…

Your Overlord’s Totally Realistic Resolutions for 2022™:

• World domination, DUH! Can you even consider yourself a truly evil person if this isn’t at the top of your agenda? Anyway, I’m happy to report that we’ve achieved 0.00000011% domination thanks to the pandemic, which puts us up a full 0.000001% from 2019! Mwahaha!!

• Teach an old, friendly dog new, ferocious tricks. (Seriously, my supposed “guard dog” is even chummy with the mailman. Despite my best efforts with raw meat, I’ve somehow ended up with the world’s friendliest bulldog. Sigh. At least I have my lazersharkz.)

• Put at least 66 people in a full nelson. (Why yes, this is carried over from last year’s list. Social distancing has prevented me from living out my ass-kickin’ dreams for two years now but one way or another I. WILL. HUMILIATE. 66. PEOPLE. VIA. SUBMISSION. GRRR!)

• Catch at least 6 people off guard with a Russian leg sweep. (anyone. anytime. anywhere. beware the wayward leg.)

• Scissor a pretty lady. (2019 feels like forever ago. Hopefully I haven’t lost my touch?!)

• Insulate the dungeons. (No, I’m not going soft. My prisoners keep freezing to death before I can have any fun torturing them!)

• Innovate a new porn niche. (#awkwarderotica is sooo 2020. What can I say? We made it mainstream and now it’s out of our hands. So, what’s next? #toquecore? #plaidsmut? Hit me up with your suggestions on Fansly or on social media @vesper_vee)

• Find a way to get Reality Kings’ “Money Talks” series to make a comeback. (Yours truly will happily volunteer as hostess if need be! Hehe.)

• Get as many people as I can to sign the petition to bring back Marvel’s “Daredevil” for a fourth season (Although, I am weary of handing over one of the best, most delightfully violent Marvel properties to…Disney *shudders*. Still, if you haven’t seen it yet or have Marvel blockbuster fatigue, it’s three seasons are worth a watch.)

• Produce *higher* quality lewd videos for Fansly by learning better video editing techniques because quick fades and dissolves are simply not evil enough. How do I become the Zack Snyder of sexy videos??

• Make sexy, high-quality cosplays. (I’ve already made two, so stay tuned for those to drop in 2022. But why stop there?! SEND ME YOUR SUGGESTIONS and feel free to sponsor some cosplays by joining my Fansly.)

• Acquire a more menacing wardrobe. I’m talking cloaks, capes, sceptres, medieval cowls, long gloves, and most importantly- swords because as they say, dress for the job you want. Well, Omnipotent Evil Overlords have that spine-chilling swag.

• Enroll in wrestling school (if Covid will allow.)

Alright, that should suffice. After all, we are still in the middle of a pandemic, so I’ve got to keep it attainable!

Is there anything Your Overlord may have missed? As always, feel free to DM me if you think you might have an idea for the direction of this Evil Empire. Remember- good ideas get you promotions! Bad ideas get you the dungeon! Mwahaha.

Now then, let’s move right along to the real reason you’re here. The other most highly anticipated end of the year segment on the internet! The one where I get to rehash my photo shoots from the past year instead of getting off the couch, shaking off my holiday cookie induced sugar coma and making a new one! (Well, actually, I did in fact make a new one today full of glitter and champagne…but you’ll have to subscribe to my Fansly for that one.) Hehe. ;) Without further ado, here’s Vesper Vee’s Favourite Lewd Photos of 2021™! 

Hope you have enjoyed this year of lewdness, Henchmen! And may 2022 bring on even more lewdness, eh?!

Lastly, thank you all for reading my villainous thoughts for the past twenty-four (!!!) months. I’m sure by now you’ve all noticed the subliminal messaging I’ve been injecting in these newsletters. If you haven’t…yikes. *ominous evil laughter* Anyways, stay tuned for some new topics in 2022! In the meantime, keep smashing that little heart button at the top of these e-mails! Share this newsletter with any friend you might suspect are as secretly depraved as we all are! Grow the empire! Spread the word of evil!

Until next year, Henchmen! STAY EVIL.