Woman Crushes Wednesday

Salutations, Henchmen!

Happy STAR WARS week! Yeah, I’m just pre-emptively calling it Star Wars week because I’m sure that’s what it’ll be ten years from now when we have three more trilogies, four more stand-alone movies, five more shows on Disney+ and our culture’s worship of franchises reaches peak levels. LOL. Can’t wait! In order to prove my dedication to our lord and saviour George Lucas (and avoid possible imprisonment in the future when the empire known as Disney achieves world domination) I figured I would provide you with a Star Wars themed woman crush. However, it would seem that the Star Wars universe has a SAD lack of female siths or any sort of evil villainesses. LAME. The only one I could find is Asajj Ventress, who certainly gets bonus points for having a delightfully evil name, a shaved head and the ability to wield dual red lightsabers (badass) but ultimately cannot qualify as a suitable woman crush for us because she has only appeared in the Star Wars universe in animated form thus far. 

Look at her though! Let’s keep our fingers crossed for a live-action appearance of this badass, eh? Anyway, until then, we must celebrate a different woman crush because your Overlord doesn’t want to incite or feed anyone’s interest in erotic animation. Once you open that Pandora’s box it’s hard to close it (trust me). Hehe. 

Instead, I’m going to go with a woman crush that is very much appreciated by your Overlord. I’m shaking it up a little bit and entering a realm that we haven’t yet plucked a woman crush from; YouTube. Allow me to introduce you to Maddie Lymburner, the content creator behind the MadFit channel on YouTube: 

Honestly, this one is long overdue. Your Overlord has been using her workout videos pretty much daily for over a year now (one might even say she’s partly to thank for the nude body you all seem to enjoy on OnlyFans). ;) However, I’ve been holding it back because I don’t really know anything about her other than the fact that she’s worked hard to consistently release some of the best real-time, non-repetitive, quality workout videos available for free online. Clearly I’m not the only one who appreciates her persistence and ingenuity when it comes to cranking out content because she has amassed more than 5 million subscribers (!!) mostly throughout the pandemic alone. Obviously, it helps that she is cute as a button and fit as a whistle, eh? 

Upon further online investigation I realized she’s also a Canadian (one of Canada’s top YouTubers, in fact) and a former dancer (I think we all know how fun flexability can be, right? *corny wink*). So yeah, cute, canadian, fit, flexible, ambitious and industrious is all we really needed to know anyway, isn’t it? Although, I’m sure if we all give her a follow on her Instagrams (@madfit.ig and @maddielymburner) we’ll find that there’s plenty more to admire. 

On that note, I’m about to go try her seven-minute plank challenge. Wish me luck? Ugh, I’m in pain already. 

Until next time, Henchmen! Stay evil.