Women Crush Wednesday
SHE'S FABULOUS.
Salutations Henchmen,
So, how is quarantine life treating my favourite human-beings (I know some of you prefer to identify as lizard-people, that’s okay too) on the planet? Is it an endless cycle of déjà-vu where the only thing that actually changes is the images on your TV, computer, and phone screens? Yeah, same here…but luckily it’s Wednesday and your Overlord is here to provide you with yet another sexy woman crush (or sexy, crush woman?!) to grace your screens for a short while! I hope you all grabbed a pair of those kneepads I recommended last week because the woman crush I have for you today is very worship-able. She is an absolute QUEEN. Well, actually, she’s a princess…The Princess of Staten Island. She is the most FABULOUS member of the WWE women’s roster and your Overlord’s personal favourite Women’s Champion of all-time: CARMELLA!
Here’s what you need to know: ‘MELLA IS MONEY. That’s it. It’s her catch-phrase for a reason.
In 2017, Carmella won the inaugural Women’s Money in The Bank Ladder Match*, which she later used to her advantage to win the SmackDown Women’s Championship. A star was born. A series of incredibly hot ring gear was also born along the way.
*Most WWE fans consider it *important* or whatever to mention that Carmella only won the match because her ally/puppy sub/partner/slave puppy/bitch boy, James Ellsworth, helped her to cheat by climbing the ladder to grab the MITB Briefcase for her. To me, that’s simply an evil-genius strategy at its best. What’s wrong about a woman using her manipulation skills to acquire her own henchman that will do her bidding and win matches for her? If anything it’s cunning and admirable! She’s basically the evil overlord of the WWE. What a role model! Mwahahaha.
Your Overlord first fell in love with Carmella for being the hottest, sassiest, most obnoxious, most unabashed bad girl in the company. Since her run as champion, Carmella’s character has evolved into more of a fan-favourite babyface because she’s just so fabulous in the ring, on the microphone and in general- and it shows. Take a quick glance at her Instagram and Twitter that are bursting with personality (and exquisite photos, duh) and you’ll start to get it.
Her ability to play both the despicable heel and the much admired babyface shows that behind that pretty face lies a dynamic entertainer. As if being known for her moonwalking and trash talking (of which your Overlord is a big fan) wasn’t enough.
LOOK AT THAT SMOOTHNESS!
I think it’s safe to say the Princess of Staten Island is a true renaissance woman. She’s done everything from creating and owning her own brand of wine to cheerleading for the New England Patriots, to dancing for the Laker Girls, to releasing a rap track. Is there anything this woman can’t do? WHAT AN INSPIRATION.
Rumour has it she’s planning on streaming live on Instagram tonight so be sure to check her out…I know I will be. MWAHAHAHAHA. Until then, I think I’ll focus some of my pent-up energy on writing an erotic story to post on my OnlyFans…I’m feeling particularly inspired today, hehehe.
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Until next time, Henchmen. Stay safe, stay evil, and WASH YOUR HANDS! WITH SOAP!
