Women Crush Wednesday

Not your average Evil Hag...

Salutations, Henchmen!

I would like to start off by extending a few extra salutations to all the new readers that subscribed after my shows on Chaturbate this week. WELCOME and thanks for joining us in celebration of Woman Crushes! And yes, you read that right. I did indeed pop onto Chaturbate for a couple of surprise streams over the last few days and I had a BLAST. Boy, does it feel good to be back. Like, really good. I think I’ve missed my toys and my Kraken almost as much as you’ve all missed seeing me in action. MWAHAHAHA. Thanks to everyone who showed up, showed out, and shot their shot…in my Russian Roulette game, that is. Hehe. If you didn’t get a chance to see your Overlord then don’t fret, I’m sure I’ll be able to squeeze in some more streams soon. My agenda for total world domination may be eventful and demanding but I suppose I can make room for more orgasm breaks here and there. Oh, the sacrifices I make for you, Henchmen. If it weren’t for your distractions I’d probably be well on my way to dictating at least a quarter of the world by now. AT LEAST! 

Anyway, this week’s Woman Crush is actually a recommendation from a Henchman. Upon reflection, I’ve decided that she is a suitable choice as I have enjoyed most of her work. Plus, she’s witty, original, creative, hilarious, entertaining, and, of course, incredibly sexy. So basically, she’s almost as remarkably desirable as your Overlord and therefore very worthy of your worship. Duh. So, whomhave I decided to grace your screens with today? Henchmen, get on your knees for…AUBREY PLAZA.

If you’ve ever seen Parks and Recreation (which happens to be one of my favourite sitcoms of all time, by the way), then you must already be aware of the character she portrays, the Queen of Dry Humour and Darkness, April Ludgate. Your Overlord has never related to a sitcom character more. Mwahahahaha. I also highly recommend one of her quirky indie movies, Safety not Guaranteed, if you’re looking for a unique/unexpected movie experience. 

So she’s obviously got the supremely hot attractiveness that you’ve come to expect from the Women Crushes I present to you but her body of work would suggest that she has a fiesty, funny, unique personality, which is also very important in a Woman Crush if you ask me. You definitely don’t want to miss out on her Twitter, where her awkward humour is on full display. Oh, and her handle is @evilhag. Your Overlord approves. All around, a great pick!

Aubrey Plaza @evilhag

@FashionCanada 🔸🔻🔸

I rather enjoyed inspecting a Woman Crush prospect from a Henchman this week, to be honest. I may be a fine lady connoisseur but there are many that I have yet to discover. I also get a kick out of knowing who else can turn you on. With that being said, if you have a suggestion for a Woman Crush or even just a fine lady that you think I should be aware of then I’d love to hear from you. Feel free to drop a comment on this newsletter or send me a DM on Instagram or Twitter (@vesperofevil). 

Until next time, Henchmen! Stay safe, stay evil and STAY SIX FEET APART!!