Salutations, Henchmen!
I guess another Hump Day is upon us. I almost missed it- like a true Northerner I am surviving through the current heatwave by reverse hibernating (i.e. munching on freezies in a dimly-lit, cool basement) so the days seem to be melting together. Oh, the joys of climate change, eh? Anyways, now would be a good time to grab a cool drink of your choice (your Overlord recommends a Gin & Ginger with a sprig of rosemary) because this week’s woman crush is a flaming hot ginger who is bound to get you all hot and bothered. Get ready to break a sweat. Mwahahahahaha!
Mysterious, witty, and absolutely scrumptious…it’s JANEDOEXOXO!
I know what you’re thinking… “HEY! Isn’t that your incredibly hot, masked friend that you introduced to us as your woman crush in January?” How astute of you, it is indeed! I’m not entirely surprised as it would be hard to forget such a lovely lady. I’ve brought my good friend Jane back for Women Crush Wednesday this week because my favourite redhead has some exciting news…she has a brand spanking new OnlyFans account! So, if you’ve been missing her particular brand of voluptuous sensuality on Chaturbate (I certainly have), then you can subscribe here to get your fix. It comes highly recommended by yours truly. Also highly recommended is her Twitter (@JaneDoexoxoCB) and, of course, her Chaturbate room (chaturbate.com/janedoexoxo), where you will occasionally be treated to delightful sights such as this:
Be sure to turn on notifications and I’ll meet you all there next time she’s online for some evil fun!
Well, that’s all for today, Henchmen! There happens to be a fun WWE PPV, Extreme Rules, this weekend so you’ll be hearing from me soon to prime you for it, as usual. Until then, stay safe, stay evil and WEAR A MASK LIKE JANE!