Women Crush Wednesday

The Perfect Specimen.

KNOCK-KNOCK!

Who’s there? It’s none other than your Overlord, and seeing as it’s Wednesday she comes baring a sexy woman crush, DUH! I’d probably die if this week’s crush actually knocked on my door though. That’s because this woman crush is extra special to me. In fact, she was my very first woman crush. She’s the one who started it all. Today I’m ready to reveal who originally sparked my attraction to women in the first place. Buckle up Henchmen, it’s time for your Overlord’s bisexual origin story!*

*This story probably deserves it’s own series of comic books, like Thanos Rising. Or maybe even a Catwoman-esque motion-picture (including the leather outfits, of course) but I guess this newsletter will suffice. It is what it is.

So, who is the woman that opened the door to my sexual awakening and inevitable future as a woman crush conoisseuse? Well, I’ll start by saying she’s *technically* a robot… my woman crush captured my attention while portraying a robot in a television series so I’ll always picture her as that character. Knowing that she was cast to play a robot in the first place should tell you everything you need to know about why she is a crush of mine. It’s simple: you have to be a flawless specimen of a human being to embody a female robot because robots are literally designed to be perfect. Unlike human beings, nothing about a robot’s appearance is left to chance. Everything about their form is deliberately designed to be the best it can possibly be. I’ll just go ahead and say it; anyone who says they aren’t attracted to robots is a liar. Robot sex has been depicted across pretty much every form of media in existence FOR A REASON. Robots are objectively attractive, there’s no doubt about it. If we’re being honest, I am totally buying a sex robot or two once they’ve been perfected (and yeah, so are you). ANYWAY, back to my fictional, robotic woman crush…can you guess who it is? Probably not, since there are many a great female robots to chose from these days. Westworld’s Androids, Austin Powers’ Fembots, Weird Science’s Lisa, The Perfect Woman’s Olga, Terminator’s T-X, etc. I could go on and on but there’s definitely one ultra-sexy ultra-bot that tops them all: Battlestar Galactica’s Number Six.

Am I biased because your Overlord was once a huge Battlestar Galactica (BSG) fan and it continues to be one of my favourite TV shows? Maybe. Still though, there is a very sound argument to be made for Number Six as the most seductive robot* that was ever created. Being sexy and seducing people is essentially the reason for her existence in the first place. I dare you to name a sexier female robot in the comments section (I highly doubt any of them can top my girl Number Six but one can never have too many hot robots to crush on, right?).

*I keep using the term “robot” for the sake of this newsletter and the arguments I am trying to make about the attractiveness of mechanical-type females but the inner nerd in me feels compelled to clarify that Number Six is a Cylon. So, more of a cyborg than a robot but I’d say it still counts.

If a fictional robot doesn’t seem like a viable option for a women crush to you*, then look no further than the actress who was perfect enough to play one in the first place, Tricia Helfer. She will forever be my original woman crush for her role in BSG but the actress herself is very crushable as well. To start, she’s Canadian, so that automatically makes her cool, EH! Beyond that, her roles in other TV shows suggest that she has good taste in television and that’s an important quality in a woman crush, isn’t it? She’s appeared in some of my other favourite shows, such as Franklin & Bash, Community and Chuck (all of which are great shows to binge if you’re still in lockdown, by the way).  If starring in BSG didn’t hint that she has a nerdy side (also another important quality in a woman crush), then her involvement as a voice actor in several notable video games should. Although, a beauty such as hers probably shouldn’t be just voice acting…

*TOTALLY LAME, BTW!

SERIOUSLY, LOOK AT THAT GODDESS. SHOULDN’T THAT FACE BE SHOWN AS MUCH AS POSSIBLE?! Do yourself a favour and follow her Twitter and Instagram for more.

I guess after all this robot talk I should go ahead and use some of the orgasm-enhancing robots I already own…they’re certainly not fembots but my vibrators can still get the job done. Subscribe to my OnlyFans and you’ll see what I mean. Mwahahahahaha.

There will be a couple of extra newsletters coming your way this week so stay tuned! Until then, stay evil and STAY AWAY FROM EVERYONE! AT LEAST 6 FT AWAY!