Women Crush Wednesday
“The Ballsy Badass”
Salutations, Henchmen!
At long last, the day of woman worship has arrived once more! It has been a long week of wholesome family visits for your Overlord (by the way, if I have to play Pictionary one more time, someone is getting a pencil in the eye…not kidding) so obviously, I am very much in need of a good release and an extensive woman worshipping session. Luckily, this week’s woman crush is the perfect anti-venom for the poison that is “family fun time”. She’s basically my dream punk princess and she’s aptly nicknamed “the Ballsy Badass”. I know, I know, you like her already.
Edgy, feisty, and extremely captivating…it’s Shotzi Blackheart!
For those of you who don’t already know Shotzi, she’s a pro-wrestler on WWE’s NXT brand who totally kicks ass and drives a miniature tank to the ring while wearing a devil horned helmet. So yeah, I love the shit out of her. She’s also confident and sexy enough to pull off my favourite colour as her permanent hair colour- emerald green.
She doesn’t only talk the talk with that technicolour hair though, she definitely walks the walk, too. A quick look at her social media will show you that her personality is just as bold as her hair.
Obviously, she’s a big fan of nerd culture and junk food and to me, those are both very important assets in a woman crush. She also has an admirable work ethic, she’s worked incredibly hard to get to where she is today and your Overlord is very thankful for that because now we can enjoy all of her delightfully evil shenanigans on TV every week. I mean, she has run over people in her miniature tank SEVERAL TIMES, much to my delight.
Marvellous! MARVELLOUS! MWAHAHAHAHAHA. Where can I get my hands on one of those tanks, eh? Oh, and speaking of shenanigans, did I mention that she once stapled a sign that read “HURT ME” her own chest??
Go on, tell me my girl isn’t into some kinky shit. We might actually be a perfect match made in hell…
Be sure to follow her Twitter (@shotziWWE) and Instagram (@shotziblackheart) to see more of her sexy, spunky, hilarious self.
Well, I’ll probably be summoned for another round board games soon enough and I have a photoset to edit for my OnlyFans before then, so until next time, Henchmen!
Stay safe, stay evil and WEAR A MASK IN PUBLIC!
