Women Crush Wednesday
Business Woman Extraordinaire
Salutations Henchmen,
Are you bored of self-isolation yet? Yes? Well, you can stop twiddling your thumbs for at least a little while because I’ve got the most excellent #WCW for you to check out today!
This week’s #WCW might be my favourite woman in all of the WWE! Cunning, wicked and deadly stunning… Zelina Vega!
A TOTAL wrestling goddess even if she may be a wee bit shorter than yours truly, that doesn’t mean she’s short on attitude or wrestling ability or business acumen and she is definitely not short on good looks. Yeah, she’s the definition of the total evil package. She is currently the Business Manager of both Andrade and Angel Garza and she is completely unafraid to do whatever necessary to ensure her clients’ success…especially when it comes to cheating. It’s truly evil. I LOVE IT. She’s such a winner. AND SO FUCKING GORGEOUS.
Her ‘clients’ can be considered two of the hottest heels (and that carries a lot of weight around here, obviously) in the industry, all thanks to her ability to seize opportunities for them and spit absolute sass on their behalf whenever necessary.
Not only does she have a slick tongue, she also has a slick hurricanrana that she puts to use on occasion to help secure victory. CHECK IT OUT!!! DEADLY!
So many evil tricks up those tiny sleeves! I can only dream of having such vicious sexiness to eviscerate my foes both verbally and physically… someday, I hope.
Outside of the ring, Zelina runs a a seamless nerd-goth social media brand that’s pure entertainment in itself. Check out her Instagram and Twitter for her hot-takes, steamy photoshoots, metal song choices and best of all, her (mostly evil!) cosplays.
Need I really say more?! Her socials speak for themselves. Go, Henchmen! Enjoy!
P.S. I guess her husband is an okay wrestler too- Aleister Black. They do lots of nerd stuff together. They have some really cute cats too.
