Salutations, Henchmen!
Can you believe we’ve already reached the hump day of the hump of the month of August? Seriously, where did the summer go? I live in Canada, it’ll probably be snowing again in less than three weeks!* It’ll be time to unearth the parka in no time!** So, what is to become of Your Overlord’s final dog days of summer? Well, I’ll be continuing to blaze my way towards total world domination (DUH), sneaking my way onto Chaturbate on those rare occasions when I get the house to myself (click here to make an account so you can join me in shenanigans next time I’m online) and, seeing as WWE’s SummerSlam Pay-Per-View is just around the corner, catching up on all the wrasslin’ I’ve been missing. That last part brings me to our Woman Crush this week. Actually, today I should say Women Crushes because there are technically two of them and together they form my favourite tag team in all of pro-wrestling, ever. EVER. Hilarious, athletic, talented, entertaining as hell and truly ICONIC…it’s the IICONICS!
*JK…but not really.
** Coming soon to OnlyFans: the oft-requested parka content, EH!
Known to the WWE Universe as Billie Kay and Peyton Royce, the couple made their debut on the main roster last year and quickly dominated the Women’s Tag Team division and won the titles at WrestleMania in truly ICONIC fashion.
Not only are they incredibly sultry ladies but they come equipped with incredibly sultry Australian accents, too. But in your Overlord’s opinion, their evil antics both in the ring and on the microphone are what truly make them shine (they’re known for spitting some seriously savage fire at their opponents and the crowd, which your Overlord obviously appreciates very much). Check out their Instagram stories, Twitter accounts (@billiekaywwe, @peytonroycewwe) and YouTube channel for a taste of their hilarious sassiness that I love so much, and for fire photos like the ones below, OF COURSE.
BRB, MOVING TO AUSTRALIA NOW…
Until next time, Henchmen! Stay safe, stay evil and WASH YOUR HANDS FREQUENTLY!