Women Crush Wednesday
Abs, abs, abs!
Salutations, Henchmen!
Yet another Wednesday is upon us and we’re still stuck inside. Aside from watching more porn than ever, I’ve also started watching some of the movies that I’ve missed out on over the past year or so. Last night, I watched JoJo Rabbit. As your Overlord, I decree that all Henchmen shall watch this movie at some point. It’s quirky, absurd, and cute… plus it has Scarlett Johansson in it (not exactly in all of her usual sexy glory but whatever). It’s an entertaining way to pass two hours of quarantine and it really highlights the absurdity of Hitler’s youth camp scheme. Feel free to leave some of your favourite movies/tv shows/livestreams in the comments so we can all enjoy some new content and expand our horizons of entertainment, eh!
So yeah, through the course of my movie-binging adventures I came across the perfect #WCW for this week…courtesy of Jumanji: The Next Level. Yep. Now before you go judging this movie for being “family-friendly” (which we all know is usually a euphemism for LAME), I would advise you to never underestimate the power of Jumanji’s leading man- the Rock. The Rock is an entertainment GOD. He puts out ACES*. The Jumanji reboot has delivered all-around in my opinion, I laughed my ass off during both movies (I was also very blazed BUT STILL). Anyway, the real reason to watch the new Jumanji movies is for this week’s #WCW, the “Killer of Men” a.k.a. Ruby Roundhouse (a.k.a. the smoking hot ginger with impeccable abs and a deadly smile).
*With the exception of The Scorpion King and we don’t talk about that.
LOOK AT THAT BOD. I was hypnotized by the abs for most of the movie. Not so “family friendly” after all, eh? Mwahahaha. My intentions are usually evil, I guess.
Upon further investigation into “killer ab girl from Jumanji”, I realized that the actress who plays her, Karen Gillan, runs a pretty fire Instagram and has some other cool acting roles in her portfolio as well. If you’re a cool person who likes British TV (much like your Overlord) then you might recognize her as the hottest companion in Doctor Who history, Amy Pond. I would definitely spend some time locked in the TARDIS with her.
Everyone else will surely recognize her from the Marvel Universe as Gamora’s creepy (yet strangely hot?) cyborg sister, Nebula.*
*FUTURE BODY PAINTING IDEA?! Once again, feel free to slide into the comments if you have any others. Your Overlord *may* have recently secured a body painting kit from Amazon to mess around with in future days. Who knows?
I much prefer her when she’s not so blue though…
Clearly, I need more busty, toned gingers in my life. Sigh. By the way, I’m really missing my favourite ginger ninja on CB, @JaneDoexoxo…life is just not the same without a good morning from my naked ninja friend. Luckily, I have two new sex toys coming my way this week thanks to two AMAZINGLY EVIL Henchmen (shout out to Mr. Tea and Chippers) so I don’t have to rely completely on sexy gingers to satisfy myself. Mwahahaha! Be sure to subscribe to my OnlyFans for nude and lewd fun (there’s even a ball-gag featured in this weeks video) and keep an eye out for me on Chaturbate to catch a first-hand demonstration of my new playthings in action.
Until next time, Henchmen. Stay evil and stay safe! COVER YOUR MOUTHS!
