Women Crush Wednesday

This is a good one...

Good afternoon, Henchmen!

Well, another Hump Day, another crush to dream about humping. It’s time for #WCW!

This week’s #WCW is a literal ninja. My favourite ninja actually. That’s saying something because Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles* exist and they are spectacular. I identify especially with their love of pizza. But my #WCW takes the cake (and the pizza).

* You don’t even have to ask- we all know Donatello is the best Ninja Turtle. If you foolishly think it’s Raphael then GTFO. We can’t be friends. Raph is such a whiny bitch.

Mysterious, alluring, and deadly sexy… it’s JANEDOEXOXO!

A (very fortunate) few of you actually know her already. If you’ve ever hung out with your Overlord on Chaturbate in the wee, wee hours of the morning then you may have had the ever-so-rare chance of witnessing your Overlord blush at her presence in my chatroom (yeah, yeah…I know it’s embarrassing). While she was there you may have also noticed that she’s funny as fuck. Gotta love a ninja who can make you laugh your ass off AND kick your ass. Gotta love a ninja with great boobs, too (and trust me, hers are 10/10). It should come as no surprise that she was the first woman I asked to be my moderator. Jane was also your Overlord’s first real friend in the industry. Like, what we have is real, guys. She slid into my DM’s with her civilian Insta. I swooned. And then sent some nudies. Mwahahaha. I’ve even seen her without the mask. It’s for the best that she wears it on stream though because I don’t think you nerds could handle such a work of art otherwise. You’d never want another woman again. The sight keeps me up at night…

Be sure to check out her Twitter, and follow her on CB here. Seriously, follow closely because she is elusive. To catch one of her shows on CB is a reason to celebrate as she has many ninja duties to fulfill on a daily basis and only streams occasionally when she feels mercy for our horny little souls. Don’t miss out!

This is a good ol’ cheesy Canadian tune I like to play for her when she visits the Evil Castle:

Now you can go about enjoying the rest of your afternoon. You’re welcome ;) Happy Humpday!