Salutations, Henchmen!
Well guys, it’s happened again. There’s nothing quite like it… of course, I’m talking about the excitement of finding a new favourite porn star. Or, as I like to call them, orgasm muses! It’s been nearly a year since I revealed my last one to you, so I have to assume that the well has run as dry for you as it has for me. With that in mind, let’s just skip through all the “what’s new in the evil kingdom” stuff and get right to the woman crush part, shall we? I mean, the only thing to really report is that I’ve been enjoying the fuck outta this week’s woman crush, anyway. Hehe. So without further ado, allow me to introduce you to your Overlord’s new orgasm muse, the alluring, adorable and astonishingly attractive…HARLEY DEAN!
Need I explain further? LOOK AT HER, putting that queen of hearts to shame! I’m all about those big brown doe eyes. Imagine my surprise when, after several weeks of (halfheartedly) watching old Bang Bus* episodes, I decided to switch things up and choose a Vixen scene starring this lovely leading lady. Needless to say, I’ve been down the Harley Dean rabbit hole ever since…buuut I think I’ll take my time down here. Don’t worry about your Overlord, henchmen. I’ll crawl out of it eventually (and the OnlyFans content will definitely be better for it. Hehe).
*Oh come on, don’t give me that side eye! We all have our go-to sites when we’re just looking for a quickie to get the job done…well, mine is the Bang Bus. So what?! SUE ME! It’s my trusty old faithful. It’s basically the originator of my signature sector of porn, #awkwarderotica.
Yes, yes, that is indeed a photo of her rocking a partial Canadian tuxedo. AS IF WE NEEDED ANY MORE REASONS TO WORSHIP HER! *swoons* Be sure to check out her Twitter (@TooooMuchAtOnce) so you don’t miss out on more little gems like these and the previews for her latest scenes.
Well, what do you all think of my newest orgasm muse? Do you have any others that you think your Overlord would like? Remember, WINTER IS COMING….therefore your Overlord will have plenty of time to review your recommendations whilst hibernating in the Great White North. Drop your suggestions in the comments below, by replying to this email or by sliding into my DMs on Twitter/Instagram (@vesperofevil)
Until next time, Henchmen! You know what I’ll be doing….mwahahaha. Stay
evil.
I think Miss Harley would look amazing wielding a strap-on.