Women Crush Wednesday
Salutations, Henchmen!
It seems as though winter has officially arrived in my Evil Kingdom and it is here to stay. It has already snowed several times since mid-October but most Canucks try to avoid declaring winter has come until the snow sticks. Well, the sticking stage has happened and we’re quickly moving into the building up stage. The good news is my snow-shovelling back and shoulder muscles will be popping up in no time! The bad news is it’s my Hellhound’s first experience with snow (and boy does he love to eat it!). I had to crochet him a little sweater to wear in the snow since he’s so low to the ground and has no undercoat to protect him. As you can imagine, when he’s prancing around in the snow, gobbling up chunks as he goes while wearing an adorable sweater his Overlord made him, he looks…um…mighty fierce. Even the mailman is comfortable giving him cuddles now. CUDDLES. I just about spat out my coffee the first time I saw them getting friendly. ALL I WANTED WAS A FEARSOME HELLHOUND TO PATROL MY PROPERTY! The only thing we will go nuts at is the sound of my vibrators. Isn’t that great? So not only does he invite intruders with his cuteness, now he impedes on my ability to perform the evil, lewd acts you all love to see from me. Some Hellhound, eh? Dogs, man. Anyway, if you’re subscribed to my OnlyFans then you already know that it hasn’t yet affected the quality or quantity of my content lately. If you’re not already subscribed then, uh, what the hell are you waiting for?! The holiday season is coming (and holiday content!), so TREAT YO SELF! Especially since this week’s Woman Worship is not centered around me, your Overlord. Don’t worry though; the Woman Crush I’ve selected for you this week is still very worshipable. Bold, candid and downright striking…it’s Jameela Jamil!Â
Your Overlord was first introduced to this British actress through her role as Tahani in The Good Place (a great show to binge if you haven’t already, btw). Your Overlord instantly fell for her spot-on comedic timing, big brown eyes and towering 5’ 11’’ body. Oh, and her British accent. She could say literally anything to me in that accent and I would melt into a puddle on the floor…
So she’s, funny, gorgeous, tall, and British… I know, she already checks off all the boxes. But wait, there’s more.*swoons* Aside from being an actress, this British Beauty has tried her hand at modelling, writing, radio presenting, activism, charity work, and podcast hosting. Whew. So yeah, she’s basically a gifted goddess who can do everything. She currently hosts the comedy game show The Misery Index, where she roasts people for their true stories of humiliation and misery. Finally, someone who can match your Overlord’s dark sense of humour and sadistic tendencies, eh! MWAHAHAHAHA…alright, moving on. Her Instagram (@jameelajamilofficial) and Twitter (@jameelajamil) accounts are jam-packed full of gems but knowing that she’s vehemently against photoshop/airbrushing makes them that much more precious.Â
AM I RIGHT OR AM I RIGHT?! Yet, as breathtaking as she is, her brain and her heart are equally as beautiful as her appearance. Jameela is known for speaking out against celebrities and the beauty/modelling industry for promoting unrealistic standards and dangerous dieting. She is loud and tenacious when she thinks something is not right and that is a quality that your Overlord respects and finds admirable not only just in a Woman Crush but in any public figure. Jameela continues to be a voice for change through her second Instagram account (@i_weigh), which is dedicated to promoting racial inclusivity, body positivity, and accomplished women. @i_weigh has been lauded for it’s activism and was turned into podcast that has since garnered a nomination for E! People’s Choice Award. I repeat- she’s a gifted goddess who can do everything. Taking it all in was strenuous (hehe), so that’s it for today, Henchmen!Â
Until next time, stay evil!
