Women Crush Wednesday
A Total Boss
Salutations, Henchmen!
Before we get to the sexy women worshipping this week, I’d like to say a quick eulogy for my favourite season, Spring, as it seems to have skipped your Overlord’s Evil Forest entirely. Like, I went from shovelling snow two weeks ago to frying eggs on the sidewalk this week. My popsicles are melting quicker than I can suck them and that’s really saying something…if you’re subscribed to my OnlyFans then you are well aware of my sucking prowess and you know what I mean. Teehee. But yeah, I’m Canadian. I’m not designed to exist in temperatures higher than 20 degrees Celsius. Ever. Spring helps ease us snowpeople slowly and gently into summer weather. Instead, I’ve crash-landed smack dab in the middle of the SWEATLANTIC OCEAN. Send help! I NEED PAMELA ANDERSON!
Anyways, writing about this week’s woman crush isn’t exactly helping my rising temperatures but it is a sacrifice I am definitely willing to make for the sake of women worship. I’ll get straight to the point- this week’s woman crush is just a straight up winner. She’s a winning leader, a winning wrestler, a winning personality and of course, a winning beauty. The latter is a given for all of my women crushes at this point, obviously. So, who is this Queen? Well, you could say she’s the Queen of All Elite Wrestling, actually. It’s none other than Brandi Rhodes. If you’re a wrestling fan then you’ve undoubtedly heard of her and like the boss-ass lady she is, she’s already commanded your respect. She’s certainly got mine. If you don’t follow wrestling then all you really need to know is that she’s the boss. Literally. Officially, she’s the Chief Brand Officer for one of the hottest professional wrestling promotions out there, but she’s obviously a smart woman of many talents who plays many roles within the company and runs the show. That just sounds sexy in itself, doesn’t it? Damn, I love a woman in power. The inherent intelligence, savvy and ambition of an accomplished business woman is oh so worship-able. I’ve never wanted to be Dommed by anyone so badly. Mwahahaha. Don’t even try to tell me you wouldn’t let this incredibly tough, tantalizing woman kick your ass and still enjoy it:
BRB, I’m lost in those sultry eyes. I’ll leave you to check out her Twitter and Instagram for a lesson on what it means to be a total package.
Until next time, stay safe, stay evil and STAY HYDRATED! WITH WATER!
