Women Crush Wednesday
Salutations, Henchmen!
As some of you keenly noted last week, there has been a name change around these parts. Peep the header if you didn’t notice ;) So, why did I pull a Puff Daddy (Puffy? Diddy? Love?*) during my hiatus? Well, being an evil Overlord who writes about both wonderful women to worship AND pro-wrestling is somehow “unexpected” and “random” to some people. As if a lewd lady of the internet should only extist one-dimensionally within the confines of the “e-girl” archetype? (Idk, I don’t really get it either.)
* Yeah, he’s actually going by “Love” now. Welcome to 2021! Lol.
It’s no secret that I love women, whether they are in lingerie OR wrestling tights. Now, it really is no secret. Seriously, it’s broacasted pretty plainly in the title now. So yeah, welcome to Bewbs & Bumps! Whether you’re here for the boob talk, the bump talk (or both…hopefully both) then you can safely remain subscribed, as nothing is actually changing! Words about both boobs and bumps will still be coming your way. In fact, it’s quite possible that this was all just an elaborate way to say boobs more (albeit in censored form) and sneak some plaid into the logo. Mwahaha!
Anyway, onto your Woman Crush for the week! Seeing as it’s the first Woman Crush (that’s not me hehe) under the new name, I thought it would be fun to revisit the very first Woman Crush that I ever shared with you…AMOURANTH!
Back then I didn’t know how to upload tweets/insta posts so there were a whack of words about her without a single photo. Oops. So I’m sure you’ll all appreciate it much more this time around now that I’m able to include visuals. I know how much you all value visual stimulation ;)
Speaking of visuals, my favourite Twitch streamer has added several other avenues for providing you with them since the last time I gushed about her. She now has a rousing repertoire of lewd visuals on Fansly and Onlyfans. I can fully attest to this as I’ve already been subscibed to the latter for three months. CUM JOIN ME THERE! Trust me, you’ll be glad you did. Also, I used her referal link when I created my own Fansly account so every time you subscibe to yours truly you’re actually supporting two lovely lewd ladies of the internet at once. It’s win-win-win (you’re the third winner, obviously).
Of course, there’s much more to love about Amouranth than the lewd visuals (as lovely as they are). Lately, I’ve found myself greatly appreciating her musings on her personal Twitter account (@wildkait). Amouranth puts out banger twitter threads on various topics from investments to SWer issues. Except, unlike most of the Twitter-verse, her tweets aren’t just emotional, nonsensical rants about her own personal problems. They’re well thought out and bold. She’s not afraid to call out some of the weird hive-mind thinking that goes on online and I appreciate that. *Austin Powers voice* CRITICAL THINKING IS SEXY, BABY, YEAH!
Ahem, moving on. There are myriad other reasons why I think Amouranth (a.k.a. Kaitlyn) is the quintessential e-girl, most of which I already unabashedly proclaimed the first time I featured her in this newsletter. So go check that out if you missed it!
Until next time, Henchmen! Stay evil.
