Women Crush Wednesday

My WWE Heroine ;)

Howdy, Henchmen!

Yeah, yeah, yeah, I know. You were not pleasantly awakened bright and early this morning by a gorgeous woman crush arriving in your inbox, courtesy of your Overlord. It is true, this week’s #WCW is coming in a little bit late because I was busy shopping for a few things to spice up my Valentine’s Day shoot for you on OnlyFans.* YOU WILL FORGIVE ME FOR MAKING QUALITY CONTENT THAT WILL EXCEED YOUR WANKING NEEDS, WON’T YOU?!

*Subscribe before Friday so you can see it, nerds. We all know I’m your true (evil) Valentine.

Now then, let’s get on with it because there is no time to waste!

Badass, inspiring, and supremely Canadian…it’s RENEE YOUNG!

This chick is my actual hero (if Evil Overlords can have such a thing). For those of you who aren’t cool and don’t watch WWE then allow me to introduce her to you. Those of you who are cool already know why she is awesome and deserves the title of #WCW this week.

Some of you may know her as the sexiest, funniest, most talented former sports broadcaster for The Score (eh!). Or maybe you know her for some of her other monumental achievements, like being the first woman to serve as commentator for an entire episode of Raw (!!!), becoming a full-time commentator on Raw, hosting her own WWE Network show, Unfiltered with Renee Young*, co-hosting a season of WWE’s Tough Enough with Chris Jericho (double eh!) and, as of late, co-hosting WWE Backstage. If you haven’t figured it out already, she’s basically a Canadian sports entertainment broadcasting QUEEN and the person your Overlord looks up to the most in the biz. She is inspiring professionally but she also just seems like a hoot and a half (LOL. Am I the only person who still uses that expression? Whatever). Her personality shines through in anything she does and maybe it’s just because she’s a good ol’ Canuck but she seems genuine and feels familiar, like an old friend? Idk. Maybe it’s because all Canadians just simply vibe with each other, eh? Or maybe it’s because she did exactly what I would have done by choosing the very best male wrestler there is to marry? EITHER WAY, CHEESY! MOVING ON!

*PLEASEEEEE BRING THIS SHOW BACK! Seriously. It was pretty much my favourite show on The Network (along with Swerved!). WHY MUST ALL THE GOOD ONES BE DELETED?! Only the good die young I guess…*pun definitely intended and definitely corny* Anyway, long live Romance Roman. LOL.VINCE, YOU GOTTA GIVE THIS WOMAN ANOTHER OUTLET FOR HER COMEDIC GENIUS!

There are many things Renee Young does outside of the WWE as well but I don’t have enough time and space to put them all here and honestly, I don’t really know how she has the time to do it all herself (I suppose that’s just how it goes when you’re a Boss-Ass, Bad-Ass Lady). So I will let you discover her humour, relatable posts, and interesting side projects for yourself. Follow her on Twitter and Instagram to see your Overlord’s role-model in action! Look away from the hockey posts though. She cheers for the wrong team. I can forgive it but I’d rather forget it (you should too).

Okay, there is one more thing I have time for. I would be remiss if I didn’t include her cameo in fellow Canadian comedian Tom Green’s music video (in which she totally rocks a bikini, btw). I love both of them and I laughed (too hard) when I found out this existed. Mwahahaha. Hey, everyone has embarrassing shit on the internet from their past…(OG Henchmen, no need to bring up cumdino…shhhhhh). Please enjoy this as much as I did:

I hope you have enjoyed your #WCW this week! Obviously I made another great selection, duh.

Don’t forget, your Overlord returns to you for orgasmic pleasure this weekend! So I will see you all very soon. Follow me on Twitter (@vesperofevil) and Instagram (also @vesperofevil) so you can know exactly when the CB action will begin…