Women Crush Wednesday
A total babe.
Salutations Henchmen!
Yet another Wednesday is upon us and this week’s #WCW is incredibly crush-worthy...
Seductive, emo, gorgeous, and surprisingly nerdy… it’s ELISE LAURENNE!
I first noticed this beauty when she was a guest anchor at Naked News. Yep. I still watch that but there’s no proof that it is my main source of news. It fires me up, the anchors have fun personalities,* and it’s (somewhat) informative. Plus, I agree with its nudist principles, duh! All news should be delivered naked. Maybe then the world would be a better place. LOL.
*Should I audition for Naked News? It’s kind of an aspiration of mine, to be honest because hanging around with intelligent, naked (mostly CANADIAN) women all day and forcing the news upon people sounds like too much fun… SIGN ME UP!
Anyway, Elise was hands-down my favourite anchor during her time at the Naked News Studio (located in Downtown Canada, eh!) and when I found out that she was into cosplaying, my nerdy side swooned. They are incredible. She even won the Favourite Camming Cosplayer Award at the AVN’s last year. DEFINITELY check out her Twitter and see for yourself (personally, my favourite is Night Elf from WOW). And aside from power nudes and cosplay lewds, she has a pretty cute pup, too!
Henchmen can also thank Elise (politely, I suppose?) for introducing me to the world of camming because, if we are being honest, her show on MFC was the first live-stream that I ever watched and, well, in the moment it inspired me to touch myself (hehe). But, in the long run, it inspired me to give up my lame tumblr account, buy a webcam, and become the Evil Overlord I am today. For that alone, she deserves to be your #WCW this week. Not to mention being nerdy, creative, funny, Canadian, and of course, ABSOLUTELY STUNNING. Take some time to check out all of the various ways you can admire her here and definitely consider joining her OnlyFans.
Actually, maybe take as much time as you need…and by the time you are done with all *that*, I’ll probably be live on Chaturbate. That’s right, you can come see your ultimate #WCW (ME) online TONIGHT, LIVE!! So click here to make an new, evil username (if for whatever reason, you haven’t already made one?) and become my favourite Henchman this week. So yeah. DO IT. Otherwise, join my OnlyFans because there’s cool stuff planned for March content. MWHAHAHA!
See you tonight, nerds!
